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awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh
adameforhim:

blood-blondie:

adameforhim:

“It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right on your face, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.” - Lady Gaga

you motherfucker stealing quore shit from the fault in our stars

this quore is from lady gaga’s ‘telephone’ video, which came out in 2010.

adameforhim:

blood-blondie:

adameforhim:

“It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right on your face, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.” - Lady Gaga

you motherfucker stealing quore shit from the fault in our stars

this quore is from lady gaga’s ‘telephone’ video, which came out in 2010.

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

theeleventhsherlock:

Coulson, looking flustered by Steve’s patriotic bottom

spiderlillinane:

that “be nice and accepting of everyone even bigots and people who are incredibly harmful uwu” side of tumblr is weird as hell

like i’m sorry that i don’t feel like sitting in a circle and singing spirituals with homophobes and sexual predators

fucking hippies

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

pornstarwars:

unfollovving:

pornstarwars:

i got a valentine this year 

What cheat code did u use

blackmail

ultimatepisshead:

does this fucking alien have a boner?

ultimatepisshead:

does this fucking alien have a boner?